Joakim Anseth

Origin

His mother emigrated to Norway from Spain with her family in 1983 in search of a better life. It was here she met the love of her life, Eivind Anseth. He was big, strong and hairy. Just like she liked her men back home in Spain. Rose Marie and Eivind birthed 3 children, all of them male. Johnny, Joakim and Johanne.

His mother gave birth to him in a public restroom outside of Evje og Hornnes, on their way to Hovden ski center. The legend says that on this very day the skies turned red and warned the birth of the anti-christ. The rumours of him being the anti-christ turned out to be untrue on the other hand..

Role in sædbois

Anseth serves as an important role in the sædbois lore. He is one of the founding fathers, and has helped spawn multiple recognizable memes that are still in use today. In addition to this, there are few who knows it, but he was also the mastermind behind SS SÆDBOIS, a new regime which took place aproximantly around february 2019. He used Jonas as the front figure for the takeover, but controlled everything carefully behind the curtains.

Memes made:
 * "Haddu no pængæ"
 * "Det ligge bare i hauø"
 * Strupekreft
 * Brødtekst

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