SCP-6969

Item #: SCP-6969

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures:

SCP-6969 should be kept away from any electronic devices that are capable of emitting sound, as they are likely to be contaminated by SCP-6969. Contaminated devices are referred to as SCP-6969-2. The range of contamination is 15 meters.

SCP-6969 is currently contained in SCP-Facility 420, in a soundproof room.

No female non-D-class personell are permitted to enter SCP-Facility 420.

Description:

SCP-6969 is a Bose MiniSoundlink-██ that continuously plays the song "sædbois" (designated SCP-6969-1).

The song has been playing continuously for 3 years. SCP-6969 has not shown any signs of running out of battery, nor any of the malfunctions commonly found in similar Bose speakers.

Scp-6969 is not connected to any external or internal energy source. Research into how it keeps playing has yet to been done.

SCP-6969-1 is a Norwegian "Russesong" with the title; Saedbois. SCP-6969-1 originates from [DATA EXPUNGED] in Norway. The artist responsible for the song seems to be unaware of the existence of SCP-6969.

SCP-6969-1 has differing anomalous effect on humans, depending on the age and gender of the individual.

Males between the age of 1-10 often appears to feel relaxed. In extreme cases subjects will enter a comatose-like state.

Males between the age of 10-30 claims that listening to the song will induce a great feeling of bliss. After 6 minutes the subjects will begin to show violent dance like movements. Examples of such movements are: Shaking and banging of the head, jumping, twisting limbs in unnatural positions and sometimes movements similar to masturbation.

Males over the age of 30 reacts differently. Instead of bliss they turn to a more aggressive state of mind. They often exit the containment repeating the phrase "Music is dead" in an disappointed manner, though when questioned cannot remember any specifics of the music played.

SCP-6969-1 has the same effect on all females, no matter the age. SCP-6969-1 has a devastating effect on the female biology and can even change their very cell structure. Exposure can lead to permanent head traumas, loss of hearing, personality changes, a sexual obsession with arian men and a strong urge to move to Norway to study "media" at [DATA EXPUNGED] secondary school.

Electronic devices capable of emitting sound that enter SCP-6969-1's range of contamination, 15 meters, will result in the making of SCP-6969-2. These contaminated devises will play SCP-6969-1 repeatedly until they are neutralized. When the song is emitted by SCP-6969-2 will not have any abnormal effects when listened to by individuals.

Addendum:

SCP-6969 is available to all male staff at the foundation's headquarters after the 05-Council deemed it "Beneficial for health and morality".